Now that I, being a former DS- and CX-driver, yet having driven "normal" (read: "boring and bouncy") company cars for the last umphteen years, have joined the XM fold recently, it's time for some first impressions.
The XM at hand is a Continental-spec'd 2000 Berline 2.1 TD automatic. I would have liked a Series 1, but since this is going to be my daily transport, as well as our vacationing car*, I wanted an automatic, and a reliable, reasonably young one... and seeing reports everywhere about virtually all teething problems being taken care of in the last years of its existence, and seeing how virtually everyone is heaping praise on the 2.1 TD engine for its longevity and its reliability, it made sense to get this one.
I was actually lucky to find and get it - previous sales had not materialised because the owner was out of the country a lot. Looked like it was just waiting for me to get it.

What does it not have?
Coathangers - or at least, not the ones that fold into the roof lining. It does have coathangers integrated into the hand grips in the roof, though
Leather upholstery. I don't particularly like leather upholstery... sit on it in shorts after the car's been in the sun for a day and you know why ;-)
Heated seats. I *hate* heated seats. Hate hate hate. It's only useful with leather seats anyway.
A trip computer. This may be added in the future.
Wobbly web alloys. These will be added in the near future.
DIRAVI (bummer).
Separator window.
Radio. This will be added in the very near future.

What does it have?
Hydractive suspension (working fully and quickly)
Electronic climate control (working fully and quickly)
Cruise control
Heated mirrors (only the driver mirror heating appears to work. Needs to be sorted)
Central locking (broken on the left rear door - it only works at temperatures over 5 degrees Celcius or thereabouts... when colder, it's erratic. Needs to be sorted).

How does my silver lady surprise me?
All the buttons and dash lights are actually working.
There are no undue warnings (failed ABS lights while ABS is in working condition, that sort of stuff).
The auto box is actually quite good. It works differently from the 4 speed auto box in the Avensis that I had, but that's because this is a diesel, which has a narrower powerband than a petrol engine. Its gear changes (also on kickdown) are smooth and prompt.
Contrary to reports I've read here and elsewhere, it acutally moves quite well from standstill. According to specs, it should do 0-60 in 12.5 seconds or thereabout. I haven't chrono'd it, but I would say that's fairly accurate.
It warms up very quickly for a diesel. Compared to all company diesels I've driven (three), it's the fastest to get to normal operating temperature. This morning it was freezing, but within 3 miles, the temp gauge pointed at 70 degrees, and the interior had been warmed up nicely. How they do that is beyond me, but it's reassuring.
Cold starts (as well as warm starts) are invariably, consistently excellent. It seems as if it's waiting impatiently for you to turn the ignition key. 'Come on already... start me! I want to run!"
And dipped beam is actually quite good! I learnt recently that the headlights WERE upgraded at some stage in the late nineties, but only on left-hand driven cars. That probably explains it.

How does it disappoint me?
Well, comparing it to most cars, it doesn't.

Comparing it to the CX, in quite a few respects. The CX (I had a 1981 CX, with the steel bumpers) was completely, patently bonkers. Out-of-this-world dash and controls, the lunatic spherical ashtray on top of the console, the stark-raving-mad DIRAVI steering, the hysterical brake operation... all of these features that scared the crap out of anyone used to normal cars, but delighted the Citroën-lover - and made the car a terrific driving machine. It was soooo easy to precisely control your braking action once you got your head around the principle that one toe would mean braking, two toes would be an emergency stop - and a foot on the brake would be the equivalent of running into a brick wall.

The XM is a far more 'normal' car, with a normal dash, self-cancelling indicators, and normal (although still quite good) braking and steering.
And of course, the CX had that suspension that completely isolated you from the road surface. The XM is definitely not as plush as the CX's suspension. But it's still a world apart from "normal" cars.

And not just for the suspension. Each morning I arrive at work, and each afternoon I get home, the thought that the trip was too short is at the front of my mind.

I still have to get that tank sufficiently empty to be able to say something about fuel economy. I've learnt to not rely on fuel gauges too much, but if, after almost 400 miles, the fuel gauge is still at 2/3, I think I will have to empty it a bit more and then top it up to get a more or less accurate figure.

* Road tax in this country makes it prohibitively expensive to own a fleet of hobby cars. This car costs me 1300 euros a year in road tax... imagine having 5 of these!

Mine also is a Lhd with the supposedly improved front lights, they were still appalling until I fitted a 4300k HID kit (cheapo from Hong Kong), they are now fantastic ! so much so that the main beams now need a serious upgrade as they have hardly any impact whatsoever Go on, put a HID kit at the front of your list - money well spent.

Colin.P

In the Netherlands, road tax is not a function of engine capacity, but of weight, and diesels are taxed extra. But since diesel is less expensive than petrol, if your mileage is enough, the extra road tax is compensated by the lower fuel cost.

Very good read

Your road tax is shocking! The top road tax for a car in the UK is around £400 or something.

I pay £35 a year for my Seat TDi, actually i think its £30 next year!

Yes, owning a car is prohibitively more expensive in this country than running it ;-)

I've found another thing wrong with the Silver Lady today... she had Marquant speakers in her front doors, the poor sweetheart!

(If you don't know this brand: it's a rock-bottom-priced sticker brand that should be avoided like the plague. For faithful music reproduction, they're about as useful as a windshield wiper on a cow's arse.)

These are now out.
I don't know where they are, and I couldn't care less.
I tried them for about 15 seconds before I knew enough. What a useless pile of dung.
I got myself a kit of Macrom 16cm speakers and matching tweeters. That made a *huge* difference. Not only do they pack a punch, they also make Allan Holdsworth sound like Allan Holdsworth (and Gary Husband like the excellent drummer he really is). Which, for a car setup, is no mean feat.

The other thing I noticed today is how ruddy quiet this 2.1 TD is. Until I had a radio in, the little fan in the roof for the temperature sensor that measures the in-car temperature was annoying - as was the wind noise that came from the wipers, even when at rest. Now that I can have music in my car, even when turned down to levels that will allow normal, non-voice-raised, conversation, both these annoyances disappear.

Also, I am wondering if this XM has been chip-tuned or something. I find it fairly quick off the line, even though I keep reading comments like "a 2.1 TD auto won't move from standstill". Well.... mine moves, and fairly eagerly for such a heavy lump with only 110 BHP, I might add.
One thing that is apparent now is that, while the Octavia 1.9 TDI that I drove from 2001 to 2005 may have been faster off the line, the same Octavia had this tendency of, when you'd floor it, respond as in "oh... so you would like to go faster? Wait a sec... I'll get back to you on that". When it did get back to you, the response was a huge kick in the back, but it definitely did lag behind, which can be unnerving.
Not so with the big 2.1 TD Cit. Pedal down and it responds, without any lag. It's not a kick in the back, it's more like a big hand gives you a *huge* push. What you feel is what you get.

And another thing: the turbo compressor seems to be very durable too. I cannot find any turbo compressor replacement or revision in the maintenance history... and yet, the turbo compressor is still inaudible - no high-pitch noise from the engine room whatsoever. After 200k miles, I would be ready to have that fixed, but it seems as if there is no reason to do so.
Considering the fact that turbo compressor replacement in any VAG car (Audi, VW, Skoda, Seat) after 60k is nothing special, I find this astonishing.

And then, of course, there is the unmatched ride quality. There is no single car manufactured in this century that matches this in terms of smoothness AND taut handling at the same time. No leaning in long fast curves, no incessant diving when braking hard -- and still offering this plushness. Who needs a Rolls when you can get this at a fraction of the price?

And the 'Laufkultultur' of this wonderfully agile PSA diesel engine.
And the intelligent auto box, that knows that, when the engine is not warmed up properly, it should behave differently to make it warm up quickly.

Gawd, I really love this versatile, agile heffalump. I feel like I've succeeded... I have got the car I really want. This XM is all I want from a car, and more.

Sounds great.

What you now need to compliment it, the 'yang' part to counter the 'ying', is an Activa!!

Compliant smooth effortless ride but astonishing handling. The fantastic mpg you're getting
would balance the sometimes silly mpg you'll get when going all out in the Xantia and yet the
smaller car offers a matching ride/carrying capacity and roomy comfortable cabin.

The Cx is softer mind and 'feels' smaller and more manageable than the Xm. I've done it
again today - jumped straight out of the 24v v6 s1 and into the Cx Gti Turbo2...

...you know I don't think I'd miss the 24v if I stayed in the CX forever!!

Andrew

So you intend to keep your XM then?

Derek

Oy! I didn't start talking about Cx's in this thread - you did Peter!!!
(in the first dozen words too).

Ok, when I get started though....

I've driven some recent Mazda's and found the sharp handling and ride OK for the first 10 minutes
but tiring and downright irritating for the remaining 2-3 hours. Guess I'm a big car person in that I
don't feel safe in anything where my feet are about level with my waist or my backside less than a
foot off the road!

For a while I used to get a lift to work with a guy who ran a proper pukka Lotus7 and there wasn't
even an attempt at weather protection on it; I'd get to work with a silly grin on my face but be in a
total lather as if I'd just gone down a bobsleigh run 10/10th's. With the charge of adrenalin I'd be totally wired and no good for work until 4 coffees had been downed... let's just say the driver
was a nutter but I'd find myself volunteering for more! I'd liken it to being a bit like bungee
jumping with a frayed chord!!!! Fantastic right up to the day that big lorry didn't see the small
fast projectile appear under it's radar...!!!!!

Andrew